Failing to hold party with once loved sick drivelAnd, criminal capos blowing off his shtick brittleHe’s left grandstanding desperation acquittalsAnd, rallying fraught rage of his fading lickspittles
I debated his sycophants who claim they won“He’s the best prez all time at getting shit done”Of course, I conceded their get-shit-done, spunFor SHIT IS Trump legacy… he’s second to none
How desperate my polls, I’m now wearing a maskWhatever saves face, I’ll pretend what you askIn truth I’m not really masking for covidI’m ashamed to be seen in public outvoted
Can it get more bizarre with our host Don foolery?His wheel of misfortune, now craps Chuck WooleryWhat else does a dupe do, but spin hoax hysteriaWhen his idiocy is cancelling Game Show America
Dying days numbered, my authority fleetingHow humiliating it is, humble pie eatingHave pity on me, pardoning my croniesAll I have left are fellow Stone phonies