How dysfunctional our White House briefing
Whose task is but information receiving
Yet, Sara scares ya, dares ya, and wears ya
With defensive attacks, so shrewdly deceiving
Our press goes dark in these proceedings
With each Q & A come more public beatings
And, when Sara stares ya, bares ya, and tears ya
She plays ‘poor me’ victim of media mistreatings
Sara never respects the answers we’re seeking
Or is simply straightforward, absent misleading
Sanders slanders as she panders to (her) commanders
And, is more outrageous, the more she’s misdeeding
Dear God, I so miss Spicey’s underachieving
At least he flashed shame for his soldiered aggrieving
Sean the pawn, fawned… yes, conned until gone
But, couldn’t live with himself lying and cheating
It’ll only get worse at our next Whiteout briefing
Another trumped up session, more disbelieving
We’ll never get the honesty, we want to see… honestly
And, faking Thanksgiving won’t staunch our bleeding
So, why not abandon future White House wreaking?
Boycott all farcical, scheming, misspeaking
Throw shade to upbraid their charade masquerade
Leaving Sara there scolding her empty room… freaking